Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The ability to vote

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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The power to make the air stink

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!