the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The ability to be very very stoned but only during job interviews

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to speak only one language

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the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

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The power to reverse moonwalk

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to make cats burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!