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Are You A Zombie?

  • I would have to weigh a ton to myself.

  • that would mean I can Bench Press more than 100lbs which also means I can Bench Press 300lbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's sick!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!