the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!