Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to not have superpowers

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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the power to never get spam

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!