The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!