The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to watch tv

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to predict the present

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to snore.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to predict when a door will unlock.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to hovertate

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The power to die in one second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!