The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!