The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to know what time is not

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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Third armpit.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!