The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to look into cheese.

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Turn gold into lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!