he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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the ability to command watermelons

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!