the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the power to do nothing

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!