The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to predict the past

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!