The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The ability to make your tongue glow but only if your mouth is closed.

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!