having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!