The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to poop standing up

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!