the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!