Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!