the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!