The power to smell water.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to have no power.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!