The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to create another human

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to talk to your elbow

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!