To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power of being pointless

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to poke

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to police irony

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!