The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to turn wine into water

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!