the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!