The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to think of food

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to turn into amy rose

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The ability to clean

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!