pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to die

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to pee poop

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black people

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to like any show

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to be skillful at everything, but only when need to go to the toilet and you are on the verge of crapping yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!