The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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Nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!