the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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the power to die

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to turn into a taxi

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!