The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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Power to always have exact change.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!