Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to pee out blue

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to not exist.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to eat edible things.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!