The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to not laugh at midgets when your stoned.

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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captain obvious

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to shit delicious food.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to not finish your....

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!