They power to be able to make meth.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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blindness

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!