The power to fart on a plane.

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To stab Djones

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to be yourself.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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the power to

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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Retractable teeth

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!