The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to see through water

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!