The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The ability to sneeze flames.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to see through thin air

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to burp a fart

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to read the Terms of Service but be unable to check the box saying that you have done so.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to shrink your penis every time you are aroused.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!