The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the ability to become black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!