The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to eat socks

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!