the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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i like pie.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!