The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to think of powers

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the power to shit brixs!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Power to spread farts faster

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The ability to eat your own face

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The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!