The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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lol

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the power to be able to blow air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!