A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!