black people

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!