the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to be powerless

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the power to think with your mind only

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to STFU!

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!