the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to have no powers

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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Grow a new beard every day

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!