The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!