The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to be skillful at everything, but only when need to go to the toilet and you are on the verge of crapping yourself.

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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!