The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to create powers

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The power to sleep

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!