The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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to be shitty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!