invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to set money on fire

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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I'm a giant di

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to pee standing up

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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75% levitation

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!