the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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Melting

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to die on command

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!