The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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Third armpit.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to have no power.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!