mint berry crunch

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to take a crap.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to swim on land

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the power to be powerless

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The ability to like this post

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!