The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The ability to die at will.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to smell whore

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!