The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!