the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to look through glass.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!