The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The Power to Die instantly.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

thumb_up thumb_down -14

the power to eat with your butt

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to shit brix

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

thumb_up thumb_down -482

The ability to visually contract STD's

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

the ability to find pointless superpower

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!