The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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yo mama

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to have a black president

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!