the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to lose this power.

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to have no powers.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!