The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to never end your .

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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the ability to die without any control

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to be a walrus

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!