The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to pee ants.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!